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Jokes of the Day

Dui matalEr moddhe KothoPoKothon. First Mathal: Tui manush na Edur? 2nd Matal: Ami Manush. 1st matal: Ki kore Bujhli> 2nd matal: karon amar Ishtri Edur Voi Pai. 1st matal: Tate tor ki hoyese? End matal: Ishtrir karonE ami o Edur voi peye Choli
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Class RoomE Teacher Ghumiye Aasen.Amon somoy bina Notice sekhane School Poridorshoke hajir.School Poridorshoker Upostiti ter peye E-Teacher:E-Ha K bole NIDRA! Sono Agami kal sunidra’r sufol and O-Nidra’r Kufol niye Bistarito Alochona Korbo
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Bhola saw that his friend Herolal was very depressed.”What happened ?” asked Bhola. “Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday.” “How come ?” “Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.” “But thats only Rs.500,where did the rest go ?” “Yaar, I bet on the highlights too”
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God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good amily planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!   Subhash Chandra ose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford. Jawaharlal is next. He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti. Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn’t given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, “Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!
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